Dear denim industry,

I've got some serious problems with you as of late. It started with this whole low-rise thing. I don't like jeans that fasten over my belly button either, but there are an awful lot of of ladies who do not have the figure to sport jeans that stop mid hip. Forget mid hip, often we're talking about low, low, low hip. So we get 'the muffin top' and nobody wants that. I don't, the general public doesn't, its bad. Now, ...