When I was a teenager, I was always told that Purple was the color sexually frustrated people wore, it was the 90s and purple was everywhere but I vowed to never wear it.

Not because I cared what people think, but because if I knew what purple meant, so would the girl I was trying to get, and girls generally hate sexually frustrated dudes.

I guess this G' didn't get the memo, cuz he's rockin' more purple than Grimace. He may want to jack that bandit bandizzle a little higher up so no one recognizes him.