It's Sunday morning and we may all be recovering from last night's good times, but that doesn't mean you can't have a good time recovering while watching this video and taking advice from someone I consider a professional. For real.
When I was a teenager, I was always told that Purple was the color sexually frustrated people wore, it was the 90s and purple was everywhere but I vowed to never wear it.
Not because I cared what people think, but because if I knew what purple meant, so would the girl I was trying to get, and girls generally hate sexually frustrated dudes.
I guess this G' didn't get the memo, cuz he's rockin' more purple than Grimace. He may want to jack ...
When the muddy floor you are crawling all over is cleaner than the shoes you got on your feet, when you have no real style but a personality that is bigger than life and only tolerable in small doses, when you throw booze into the mix and let random dudes take a picture of you when you're probably not lookin your best, you've got this on the street entry.
What it really comes down to is that it's not what you're wearing, it's how you're we ...