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They tried to make me go to rehab but...
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I said NOOO NOOO NOOO!

If I were "cool" then I would MOST definitely be following the trend that's sweeping the nation... a stint at Rehab.
Unfortunately, I am neither "cool" *aw man!* or a good candidate for rehab for that matter [unless drinking copious amounts of Capri Sun constitutes some sort of bona fide "addiction"..*to sugar or junk food perhaps?*]
It seems rather retarded to me but then I get to think to myself... is it just that these people *mostly celebs/public figures* are genuinely looking to get help for their vice [which is less likely] OR are they just looking to get and "out" and sympathy in a DESPERATE attempt to clean up their public image/lessen their sentences in court. [hmm... let me guess. btw is "lessen" even a word?]
And people can just stop with this... "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" crap. I'm not trying to cope any holier than thou attitude, as my mother says... todos tienen cola que le pisen [which loosely translated means: everybody's got skeletons in their closet.]
Needless to say, I won't be bunking w/ La Lohan at Promises or Carmen Camposanos in Oceanica anytime soon. And yeah, you can quote me on that!
Peace out kiddos.
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